A - Ass: hard, sore, chafed
B- Butt: lean, taut, chafed
C - Can: tender, raw, chafed
D - Derrierre: uncomfortable, aching, chafed
E - Excretor: inflamed, burning, chafed
F - Fanny: bruised, painful, chafed
G - Gluteus Maximus: reddened, ulcerated, chafed
H - Heinie: worn, peeling, chafed
I - Issuer: stressed, hemorrhoidal, chafed
J - Jettisoner: abraded, oozing, chafed
K - Keister: abscessed, distressed, chafed
L - Lap Back: red, ravaged, chafed
M - Moneymaker: itchy, ouchy, chafed
N - Nasty: delicate, sensitive, chafed
O - Oral Roberts: blanched, blistered, chafed
P - Posterior: creased, cracked, chafed
Q - Quacker: flayed, fried, chafed
R - Rump: split, suppurating, chafed
S - Seat: lesioned, lacerated, chafed
T - Tush: bleeding, battered, chafed
U - Unspeakable Crevice: marred, mauled, chafed
V - Volume Maximus: scarred, suffering, chafed
W - Wide Load: aching, offended, chafed
X - X-rated: stricken, scraped, chafed
Y - Yowza: swollen, sweaty, chafed
Z - Zit Sit: courageous, committed, chafed